Woman arrested for stealing 3 French fries

To avoid criminal records, make sure you wait to hear the question, "Would you like fries with that?"
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Sarah Spigelman Richter
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It's the most notorious fast food crime since The Hamburglar roamed the streets.

On the night of Sept. 7, an allegedly drunk woman in Washington D.C. helped herself to three French fries that weren't hers, reports Fox 5.

During the incident at Italian Kitchen on U, a police officer was eating dinner when the woman helped herself to two of the officer's fries.


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In the police report, the officer states, "I politely asked D-1 to not do that again because I paid for that food and she was stealing from me and she could be arrested for theft of my food." The woman then called the officer's bluff and snatched one more fry.

She now faces second-degree theft when she goes before the judge.

Think of that the next time you want your date's last fry.

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Sarah Spigelman Richter

Sarah Spigelman Richter is a contributor to Mashable's Food channel. Sarah covers everything edible, from the food industry to D.I.Y. recipes. She was previously the community manager for Tastemade NYC and her writing has been seen on The Today Show's food blog, Refinery 29, the Food Network, and Gothamist. She has also developed recipes for Tabasco and other nationally recognized brands and has blogged for 5 years at "Fritos and Foie Gras." Sarah is obsessed with "Orphan Black" and chili-cheese Fritos and is still depressed that Loehmann's closed.

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