The 9 funniest tweets of the week, including gross pizza and Arizona iced tea

You like good tweets, don't you? I mean...why else would click this story? Unless you're my parents, who read all my stories, in which case, hi Mom and Dad.

Anyway, we've collected the funniest tweets of the week, like we always do. I'm talking the cream of the crop, the absolute best, the tippity-top. The good stuff. I mean, I probably missed a few good posts but you get the picture — these tweets are good.

So...here they are, the 9 funniest tweets of the week.

1. These are perfect nights. These are the sorts of evenings when you can nearly touch the divine. You can feel its presence in the atmosphere.

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2. We've got a real thinker of an idea here.

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3. Just when you think the descriptions are good, they keep getting better.

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4. Slowly puts down greasy breakfast sandwich.

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5. This is a fantastic combo of a popular meme from this week and the iconic sketch show I Think You Should Leave.

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6. Frankly, this is a very good question to ask about the movie.

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7. People will get hurt but we will go down in history.

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8. An obligatory dril tweet.

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9. And finally, we end with this.

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