For your entertainment, a long list of the funniest yearbook quotes

Why couldn't all 18 year olds be this clever? Namely, me?
 By  Shelby Slauer and Morgan Sung  on 

It's that time of year again, time for seniors to dust off their thesauruses and come up with the most clever yearbook quotes they can.

Seniors from far and wide spend hours thinking of a yearbook quote good enough for people to remember them for years to come.

Some have succeeded. Some have not.

In the spirit of graduation, let's take a journey through a variety of past yearbook quotes, and look at some of the most hilarious and memorable ones that seniors had to offer.

I just wish I was savvy enough to think of these when I was graduating high school.

The ones who can't wait to leave:

I bet the parents loved these.

The intellectuals:

Really makes you think.

The ones destined for greatness:

These teens will do just fine.

The comedians:

Everyone loves a good joke.

The guy who knows what students really want:

He's truly an icon.

May your quotes be as hilarious as these teens this graduation season.

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Shelby Slauer

Shelby does standup in NYC and contributes writing to nice places. Someday she wants a nice back porch. Follow her on Twitter or check out her website, why don't you.

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