23 hilarious yearbook quotes from the class of 2019

Will this quote disappoint my parents?
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Sage Anderson
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Yearbook quotes, once a means to showcase the brilliant minds that inspired your academic journey, are now a race to see how many people in your class can quote The Office at once.

Choosing just one phrase to be immortalized under a picture of your sweaty face and soon-to-be-dated hairstyle isn't easy. Will you dunk on every classmate of group projects past that let you down? Will you choose a relatable celeb quote? Or will you play Will This Probably Disappoint My Parents (And Possibly Myself In Five Years?) roulette and choose *gasp* a meme?

Seniors, you get one shot. Take your best one.

If you still need some inspiration, or are trying to scrub your own ill-picked yearbook quote out of your brain, we're giving out superlatives for these amazing (and amazingly savage) yearbook quotes.

Most Likely To Throw Their Homework In A River:

Most Likely To Run A Campus Meme Twitter Account:

Most Likely To Have The Perfect Comeback:

Most Likely To Get A Celeb's Autograph Tattoo'd On Their Arm:

Even if we might look back on our own quotes and cringe, toss your cap back without shame knowing that at least it's not as bad as Chris Evans' senior quote.

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Sage Anderson

Sage is the newest Culture writer on the block at Mashable NYC. They recently graduated from Sarah Lawrence College, and have previously worked for The Dr. Oz Show, NorthSouth Productions, and on Netflix's 'The OA Part II'. Off the clock, they can be found testing out cupcake recipes, collecting dolls, and watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure for the millionth time.

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