All I want for Christmas is this gay as hell nativity scene
Oh, gay nativity scene! Oh, gay nativity scene! How lovely are thy plastic people.
Gay nativity scenes aren't exactly new, but they are rarely spotted in the suburban wild. So over the weekend, comedian Cameron Esposito posted this photo of her neighbor's "Joseph and Joseph" nativity scene, bringing peace and joy to the place that needs it the most -- Twitter.
I'm sure Joseph and Joseph made such wonderful parents.
Before you get all "two men can't have a baby" on me, remember, Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus. Each scenario is a biological impossibility unless your name is Arnold Schwarzenegger and you're in the movie Junior.
Twitter responded with enthusiasm and a few queer scenarios of their own.
Congratulations to the happy plastic family.
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.