Horrifying bejeweled crocs hit the runway at London Fashion Week

Make it stop.
Horrifying bejeweled crocs hit the runway at London Fashion Week
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The ugly shoe craze is not over.

We've seen what happens when Uggs and Tevas team up, and even the horrifying invention of cowboy boot sandals. Now, we must stomach the crème de la crème of ugly shoes: bejeweled crocs.

London designer Christopher Kane teamed up with Crocs to create this sparkly monstrosity for his Spring 2017 in London's fashion week. The theme of his show, "Make Do & Mend," is inspired by 1940's pragmatism and questions our faith in high fashion standards. Kane's metallic crocs are decorated with precious stones, such as diaspro, red leopard malachite and zebra jasper and will actually be produced and sold.


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As if we haven't been through enough, these crocs are paired with floral dresses and formal evening wear, because nothing screams, "night-at-the-opera," at the top of their lungs like a pair of crocs.

It seems the designer's collection sparked genuine confusion on twitter as well.

When will it end?

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