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Goats continue world domination by taking over New York City subway tracks

Wake up, people!

Not to be dramatic or anything, but goats continue to conspire against humanity -- this time against the people of New York.

Following their massive takeover in Boise, Idaho, goats in New York City attempted to interfere with the already failing subway system on Monday morning when two goats somehow stumbled onto some above-ground train tracks in Brooklyn. The pair were spotted on the N line track, just chilling out and being goats.

According to a report from NBC New York, no one's sure where the goats came from, and thankfully they didn't get hurt while up on the tracks. Per an MTA Service Status update, some trains have been rerouted "while the NYPD safely retrieves goats from the tracks."

And yes, there's a photo:

Naturally, Twitter had goat jokes:

The goats are on to us, people.

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