Mom, who is sadly not our mom, crochets 'Golden Girls' cast for son's Christmas
You don't need to know how to crochet the Golden Girls in order to be a good parent.
Let's just say ... it helps.
David Goodwin is lucky enough to have a mom who hand-crocheted the entire cast of the beloved sitcom as a Christmas present this year.
"Y’all I really don’t deserve my mom. She hand crocheted me the Golden Girls," Goodwin wrote on Twitter.
Just look at this artistry.
Since posting the tweet, David's mom has become more Twitter famous than all of us -- as it should be.
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Her own family members have sent in multiple requests for their own crocheted creations, including a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum.
Sadly, David's mom says the dolls were a one time thing. For the record, I would like a crocheted version of San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, talking about how she's Nasty Woman.
Thank you in advance, David's mom.
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