'Game of Thrones' Kickstarter asks for just $20,000,000 to create its own, better Dorne

Warning: This post contains Dorne spoilers from Game of Thrones, Seasons 5 and 6.

Be the change you want to see in the world. Err, or Dorne.

A Kickstarter project simply titled "Fixing Dorne" loves Game of Thrones so much that it refuses to sit idle while, from Season 5 onward, Dorne's plot fails to live up to its potential. 

So now Fixing Dorne Productions wants to remake each of the Dorne scenes from Season 5. Potentially Season 6 as well, finances permitting. Yup. Just casually recreate HBO-quality scenes for two seasons of television. 

To view the DIY Dorne scenes, viewers would just pause the actual Game of Thrones episode when a Dorne scene pops up, fire up the DIY Dorne scene, and then fast forward and resume the Game of Thrones episode, no biggie.

So rather than Jaime and Bronn's "convenient delivery of clothes and horses somehow transporting them into the most guarded location in the entire kingdom when re-unkidnapping Jaime’s public secret daughter, Princess Myrcella..."

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..."our intrepid duo instead find themselves in a half-familiar culture that has every reason to distrust them."

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Additionally, the "Sand Snakes would be introduced in a style closer to George RR Martin’s - as diverse as their mothers, and written as more than just catty comic relief."

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"Obara, Nymeria and Tyene Sand will be distinct characters - and Ellaria Sand will be torn between her patriotism, her slain lover’s memory and her desire for vengeance."

All sounds great, but we're gonna need to scrounge up a little extra cash. It's time to smash open a few piggy banks. Roughly 20,000,000 piggy banks.

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