Dancing grandma flashes everyone at Dodgers stadium because she knows how to live
Fact: One of the best ways to show your love for someone is to show off your boobies, especially if those boobies are old enough to collect Social Security.
Take this elderly woman who decided to dance and flash an entire baseball stadium at a Dodgers game Saturday. Jumbotrons are responsible for some of the worst performance art in the country -- but what she did here was very, very good.
Just look at her dance movies. This grandma doesn't even appear to be a real person but instead, a mirage: a colorful fantasy of what grandmas should be and act like.
She's one of the few viral stars who actually deserve the viral fame. And I'm just so, so proud.
If anyone is familiar with the application process to become her grandchild, please contact me immediately.
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Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
