Guilty pug has the absolute worst poker face of all time

Definitive fact: all dogs are good dogs -- even when they break stuff. It's hard to blame a pet for doing something wrong because they're just so cute and we just love 'em so much.

And because they know we'll snuggle them anyway, even though they've done something wrong, some sneaky pets will act as though they had nothing to do with it, knowing they can trick us into thinking that all the pillows just happened to burst open all on their own.

But Twitter user Kai Johnson's pug, Alfie, couldn't hide his guilt for long. If there was any question about who broke all the glasses on the table, Alfie's face says it all.

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Those are the saddest, guiltiest eyes we have ever seen.

But look at his little rolls! Who could punish a pup this cute?

Even though Alfie clearly had something to do with the mess, Twitter users strongly came to his defense because, once again, sad pug eyes are a human's Kryptonite.

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The jury has spoken! This pugster is innocent. Case closed.

Now give him scratchies.