Everyone's favourite 'Simpsons' boss Hank Scorpio gets a punk theme song

"But beware of his generous pensions. Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!"
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Johnny Lieu
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Hank Scorpio, the much-loved boss of Globex Corporation from The Simpsons, is quite possibly the TV show's greatest ever guest character.

Now there's a punk cover of Scorpio's Goldfinger-esque theme song, which is heard during the end credits of the episode "You Only Move Twice."

It's called "Scorpio" and is part of a release dubbed Worst Tribute Ever by Australian musician Dan Cribb, which covers some incredible songs created for the animated series.

The release album a cover of the immensely catchy "Dr Zaius," as well a take on "Baby On Board" which was originally performed by Homer's barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps.

And for your reference, Cribb has included the song's lyrics -- featuring all the incredible benefits of working for a supervillain.

Where's our hammock?

Scorpio! He’ll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth. Beware of Scorpio! His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world And his employees’ health. He’ll welcome you into his lair Like the nobleman welcomes his guest: With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest! But beware of his generous pensions Plus three weeks paid vacation each year And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer! He loves German beer!

[h/t Music Feeds]

Topics The Simpsons

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