People are playing Harry Potter-themed Cards Against Humanity and it's really, really filthy

Hogwarts has never been so NSFW.

A few months ago, some cheeky genius launched a Harry Potter-themed version of everyone's favourite party game: Cards Against Humanity.

Name? Cards Against Muggles, of course.

Just like the original, the game's rules requires people to match statements (white cards) to answers (black cards) to create hilariously filthy, non-politically correct sentences.

Safe to say that the Hogwarts version, created by online shop Forbidden Forest Crafts , doesn't shy away from NSFW topics.

Here are a few examples posted on Instagram:

Dragon dildos

Voldemort's nose

Weasley's fire

Luna in bed

Gryffinsomething

Minerva adores...

Wizard weed

Hufflepuff

Snape's friendzone

Remus/Sirius

Harry Potter's cockblocking

Whiny Harry

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