You will love/hate Cards Against Humanity's new fortune cookies

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If you've ever ordered Cards Against Humanity from the delightfully corrupt board game's website, you may have noticed how ridiculously simple their interface is.

So, the company behind the game launched Blackbox, a super easy-to-use shipping company for independent artists. To prove just how uncomplicated Blackbox is, the team put together OK Cookie Co, where you can fulfill all your horrible fortune cookie needs.

The fortune cookies each nestle a pessimistic or backhanded message on a slip of paper. For example, "Your wildest dreams will come true, assuming those dreams are about the extinction of honeybees." And, "You are perfect just the way you are. Maybe a nose job."


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OK Cookie Co's website is indeed very simple. It's just one page with some info about the product, an order button and an interactive slideshow of a few possible fortunes.

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Blackbox has a detailed FAQ section on its website for interested businesses. According to the site, Blackbox’s tools helped get OK Cookie Co. up and running within days.

But the best part? The website is www.blackbox.cool. Not .com, but .cool. Cool.

We wonder if the technology also supports businesses that are for humanity.

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Sophie was a Viral Content Intern for the Watercooler channel. More writing and other stuff by Sophie can be found at www.sophiehirsh.com.

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