Hotel's random Wi-Fi username needs to put a dollar in the swear jar

That's not a nice name, hotel.
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Kelly Diamond
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Paying for Wi-Fi in a hotel room is an archaic practice.

Wi-Fi should be free for everyone, as it's become as important as oxygen. It basically is oxygen. It's like paying for air. 

Unfortunately, many hotels still make their patrons pay for the right to check Facebook and watch Netflix. 


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Imgur user PizzusChrist spent a night at a hotel called the Cherry Tree Inn and it appears the inn's Wi-Fi might have feelings about being put up for sale.

The randomly generated username sums up the Wi-Fi's thoughts in just one word.

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Yep. The Wi-Fi gave its user an expletive as a username.

"Fuck."

PizzusChrist, being the savvy Internet user they are, posted several other generated usernames to prove that this one was truly random.

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At least it's become clear that when the robots take over and destroy us, they may be generally apathetic about it all.

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Kelly is a comedy writer who currently resides in New York City. If you have a dog, she wants to pet it. Follow her on Twitter @KellyDiamond_

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