Infuriating Valentine's card is the sweet, sweet revenge singletons need
Valentine's Day is the absolute worst. When you're single, that is. Ugh, whatever. I'm sure it's just dandy for all the loved-up couples everywhere who are showered in gifts, cards and affection on Feb. 14. But, where's the fun for all the single people? Well, now you can get your kicks by pranking your mates with this hideously irritating card.
The "Never-ending Valentine's Day card" has the appearance of your average V-Day card. But, once you open it up and press the button, it'll play a romantic jingle for three hours non-stop. And, pressing the button a second time won't stop the music.
In fact, the only way to end the sheer misery of it all is to tear the card up and smash the circuitry inside, which then unleashes an explosion of heart-shaped glitter. Of course, if you're in a relationship then this is also the perfect way to prank your beloved whilst also showing your affection (albeit in a frustrating way). The card, priced at £10.99 ($14.29), is available from Firebox.com.
Rachel Thompson is the Features Editor at Mashable. Rachel's second non-fiction book The Love Fix: Reclaiming Intimacy in a Disconnected World is out now, published by Penguin Random House in Jan. 2025. The Love Fix explores why dating feels so hard right now, why we experience difficult emotions in the realm of love, and how we can change our dating culture for the better.
A leading sex and dating writer in the UK, Rachel has written for GQ, The Guardian, The Sunday Times Style, The Telegraph, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Stylist, ELLE, The i Paper, Refinery29, and many more.
Rachel's first book Rough: How Violence Has Found Its Way Into the Bedroom And What We Can Do About It, a non-fiction investigation into sexual violence was published by Penguin Random House in 2021.
