Please enjoy this endless hallway decorated with Jake Gyllenhaal's face

Deck the Haals.
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Tricia Gilbride
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Nothing to see here, just Jake Gyllenhaal's face forever and ever.

The actor's rugged good looks now adorn the walls of a virtual GyllenHall on an endless loop soundtracked by his famous line from Brokeback Mountain, "I wish I knew how to quit you." So just try closing the tab without feeling like a monster.

The website is the terrifying and beautiful creation of Paul Feldmann and Zack Johnson.


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There are plenty of Jakes to choose from, should you prefer the hunk fresh faced, poking out of a cozy turtleneck or with a full beard as if he stumbled out of the woods and bought a suit on his way to a movie premiere.

The real question is the GyllenHall leads. Ideally, the goddess Maggie has a similar virtual world of her own.

Via Giphy

Topics Celebrities

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Tricia Gilbride

Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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