Jared Kushner is building a skyscraper and, well, it looks like a dick

It also looks like a bong, a glass dildo and so much more...

There's just really no other way to say this.

President Trump's son-in-law/advisor/what-is-his-actual-title-in-the-White-House? Jared Kushner is working to build a massive skyscraper at 666 Fifth Avenue in New York City.

Yes, 666. The mark of the beast, 666.

*Allow moment for incredible irony to sink in.*

Great, we're back. Now, as though the building's address isn't bad enough, Kushner Co. revealed the design of the new 1,400-foot renovated skyscraper on Tuesday. The building, designed by the late award-winning architect Zaha Hadid, will include retail, a hotel and condominiums.

And well, here it is:

Twitter was quick to call it what it is:

And Twitter also threw around, you know, just some other ideas:

Welp, goodnight. Wake us up in 2020.

Topics New York City

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