The Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes saga continues with brain-melting video
Nothing is sacred.
The Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes romance, just revealed to the world over the past few days, does not look like it will result in holy matrimony. Instead, they have given us a greater gift -- a deeply concerning music video for her song, "Deja Vu."
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The comedian and 90210 actress did their best to convince the world they were in the midst of a whirlwind romance, but now it appears it was all a gimmick to promote her pop career.
The track is essentially a Lana del Rey b-side. Lowndes croons, "You were JKF, I was Marilyn."
The video is also stylized like an episode of Pop Up Video from hell.
It's full of fun facts like, "Did you know? Jessica's pet name for Jon is great-great-grandpa!"
There are also references to the health benefits of pineapple juice, erectile dysfunction and oral sex.
Lowndes claimed it was a poorly scheduled April Fool's Day joke on Instagram, but it's still real deep down in the parts of our souls we hope to never access again.
Mashable has reached out to representatives for Lowndes but have not heard back as of press time.
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Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.
