Justin Bieber tweets about being a big boy who doesn't pee himself

Is it too late now to say sorry for speculating about your dick area?
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Tricia Gilbride
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Justin Bieber tweets about being a big boy who doesn't pee himself
Who didn't pee his pants? This boy! Credit: mike coppola/getty

"If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad," the underrated philosopher Sheryl Crow once sang. Now, Justin Bieber is keeping her flame burning.

Biebs responded to allegations that he might have peed in his very expensive sweatpants with a smile and a simple explanation for why his "dick area" was wet.

But since nothing is real until you meme it, he followed up on Instagram with a nod to his unlikely buddy Adam Sandler.

Bieber is cool. Peeing your pants is cool. Bieber didn't pee his pants, but if he did, it would have been cool. lt's all love here.

Topics Celebrities

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Tricia Gilbride

Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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