Justin Trudeau graces the cover of the ... Delta inflight magazine? OK.
Let's all be horrible for a second and pretend that Justin Trudeau isn't a prime minister but an international sex symbol -- nothing more, nothing less.
In those circumstances, it's particularly strange to image why Trudeau chose to be featured in Delta's latest inflight magazine. This man is GQ and Esquire and Seventeen Magazine on a bad day.
He's no mediocre American airline. He's *Justin*. Asterisks attached.
Still, Justin did what he could to help sex-ify one of the least sexy magazines of all time. This is a magazine meant to store your chewed gum and catch your mid-flight nap drool.
Only *Justin* could get away with a manspread like this. Of course the internet forgave him.
It's unclear what the internet knows about Justin Trudeau, besides the fact that "he wears cool pants and socks" and he isn't Donald Trump. It's probably important that people take time to learn about his actual, sometimes questionable, policy positions, in lieu of his butt contortions.
Oh well. These are dark times. Let's all project our political fantasies onto this blank handsome template of a man.
We deserve it.
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
