Ikea offers a minimalist solution to Kanye's furniture designing dreams

Taylor Swift is not going to have sex with you in this bed.
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Ikea offers a minimalist solution to Kanye's furniture designing dreams
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Ikea, the preferred furniture company of recent college graduates, also has a big fan in Kanye West.

After Yeezus expressed interest in collaborating with the company, Ikea Australia jumped at the opportunity and responded with a proposal. And it took the form of a fine bed that you may wake up on one morning, bleary-eyed and wondering how the hell you got there to begin with.

The bed looks like it could fit not only Kim and Kanye, but also Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Chris Brown, President George W. Bush, RIhanna, Bill Cosby and, well, you know the rest.


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Try pairing it with a Persian rug with cherub imagery and feel free to yell "Goddamn, Yeezy," whenever you are frustrated with assembly. It may look simple, but it is certainly a motherf*cking monster.

Just don't expect Taylor Swift to have sex with you in this bed -- or any other one.

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Tricia Gilbride

Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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