Woman gets horny guy to kiss a tractor for a chance at nude pictures
Control your thirst.
Oh, the embarrassing lengths some people will go for a naked picture.
Twitter user @ktyshrmn shared a hilarious interaction with a farmer named Adrian who, apparently, lacks any and all shame when it comes to getting nudes from strangers on the internet.
Here is their story, best told by a series of screenshots:
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First, the farmer "complimented" Katy's assets.
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Then, Katy came up with the perfect plan.
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Realizing how insane this would be, the genius woman kept pushing for the picture.
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And then, behold.
Adrian sent this instant classic.
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Eliciting the only possible response:
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Welp Adrian, I think it's safe to say this plan isn't going to work.
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