A sexy Kenny G meme war is what the internet does best

Look at him hands-free cycle back into our lives.
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Heather Dockray
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Kenny G's hands are for one thing and one thing only: playing his super seductive, smooth jazz sax.

On Saturday, the musician who is apparently still around and relevant tweeted this photo of him on his bike with the caption: "My hands are for one thing only: playing sax."

Within seconds, a brief yet beautiful meme war began.

Here's the initial tweet for reference/your long-term memory.

Skilled tweeters then put their photoshop, captioning and *hands* to work.

There were obviously 15 zillion other memes making the obvious pun on sex/masturbation, but really, you can write those yourself.

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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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