Kid takes mom's fruit directions far too literally

Sometimes, you need to be careful what you say to your kids.

This kid is either a master sarcastic genius in the works or is incredibly precise at following directions. According to the original post on Reddit, the girl's mother gave her some grapes as a snack, but she wasn't feeling too hungry and told her mother that she gave her too many grapes.

So, her mother told her to "just eat half of em." And that she did.

Well played.

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