Kid writes hilariously brutal answer to homework question about his favourite book

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When it comes to writing jokes and answering test questions, kids are quite simply the gifts that keep giving.

On Wednesday, to mark National Writing Day, Laura from Cheshire, UK, tweeted an answer her son had written to a homework question about his favourite book.

"A tiny piece of writing, all about the love of books and reading," she wrote. "...from my son's homework when he was six."

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The response went down well on Twitter.

In case you're interested, the book James was referring to is Jenny Hawthorne and Philip Tyler's There's a dragon at my school.

To be fair, it does look pretty awesome.

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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