Clever girl FaceTimed her dad to complain that her little brother pooped on the floor

Oh, the joys of parenting.

This guy took daddy duties to a whole new level...

Dante was relaxing at home when he received a FaceTime request from his daughter, who was just upstairs. Apparently, her brother left a little surprise on the carpet of their playroom, and she felt the need to tell him about it.

It gets worse.

The father of three posted a screenshot of the evidence on Twitter, explaining the situation and closing with "I'm tired."

Reactions were what you expect -- a mix of horror and relief. (Horror if you're a parent; relief if you aren't.)

Dante later posted a follow-up of the duo, and, honestly, how can you be mad at those faces?

If we learned anything from this and there's pros and (poopful cons) to FaceTime with your children.

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