Restaurant knows just how to advertise to terrible children
Kids can be notoriously difficult to please -- and one restaurant knows just how to cater to them.
Over at Reddit on r/funny, user nabced posted this menu from his local deli. While most restaurants pander to children by offering them mediocre overcooked chicken dishes with absurd, infantile names, this deli decided to keep their kids' menu honest.
Are you the parent of a whining child, forced to make the Sophie's choice between mozzarella sticks and grilled cheese?
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Will nothing -- not dessert, not fries, not even extra ketchup packets -- satisfy the ravenous beast you call your child?
Then this menu, featuring the "I Don't Know" and "I Don't Care" is for you.
I'm not hungry, but I do want this menu.
BONUS: Can you find the potato in the sea of hamsters?
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
