Kim Kardashian just posted the greatest Instagram caption of all time

Get your mind out of the gutter, people.
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Rachel Thompson
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Kim Kardashian might have just posted the greatest Instagram caption of all time.

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True to form, Kim posted an important update on the status of her hair colour. It's now blonde FYI, in case you missed the memo.

But, alongside this pretty standard Kardashian Instagram are the words "I’d go blonde for that D...😂."

Hold the phone, Kimberly. Did you just say what we think you did?

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Is Kim K referring to catching some d***, or is this a sweet innocent coincidence? Let's investigate.

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Get your minds out of the gutter, everyone. Kim seems to be getting on board with a new Instagram challenge #ForThatDChallenge, which has seen the likes of Cardi B and Keke Palmer post Insta videos about "tha D."

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That didn't stop Khloe Kardashian having a little bit of fun with her sister. She commented "You’re sooooo obsessed with that D."

Gosh.

Rachel Thompson, sits wearing a dress with yellow florals and black background.
Rachel Thompson
Features Editor

Rachel Thompson is the Features Editor at Mashable. Rachel's second non-fiction book The Love Fix: Reclaiming Intimacy in a Disconnected World is out now, published by Penguin Random House in Jan. 2025. The Love Fix explores why dating feels so hard right now, why we experience difficult emotions in the realm of love, and how we can change our dating culture for the better.

A leading sex and dating writer in the UK, Rachel has written for GQ, The Guardian, The Sunday Times Style, The Telegraph, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Stylist, ELLE, The i Paper, Refinery29, and many more.

Rachel's first book Rough: How Violence Has Found Its Way Into the Bedroom And What We Can Do About It, a non-fiction investigation into sexual violence was published by Penguin Random House in 2021.

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