American hero smashes pizza into her face on Kiss Cam like nobody's business
Perhaps America can be great again.
A woman shoveling pizza slice after pizza slice into her face would have you believe so. The dirty, dirty act was caught on a Kiss Cam during the Atlanta Hawks playoffs against Boston Celtics.
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Pizza slamming woman is most definitely an actor, but who gives a damn. The world has found its new hero, who makes it OK to smash pepperoni pizza slices like it's a Saturday night at the frat house and no one is watching.
Pizza girl is so mesmerizing you almost don't notice the couple sucking face in the front row or the terrible, terrible actor being a terrible, terrible actor beside her.
Chomp on, pizza girl, chomp on. You are everything we wish we could be.
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