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‘He’s not your man’ meme will remind you he’s not your man, he’s Mr. Brightside

'He's not your man.'

Nicole Gallucci

on November 26, 2018

Ladies! Good news. There's a new meme out there to help you find your man, or rather, find all the men out there who aren't yours.

If someone isn't texting you back, he's obviously not your man. But if he's doing a bunch of other weird shit too, like "turning saints into the seas," "tutoring Alexander the Great," or "making you feel ill," there's a perfect explanation: he's not your man because he's Mr. Brightside, or Aristotle, or even a hamburger from McDonald's. Makes sense.

The "He's not your man" meme that's been making the rounds on Twitter begins with "Ladies, if he's:" and lists few key traits from A Man — or in some cases, an object. After the mysterious list of characteristics, simply type "He's not your man," and reveal the subject's true identity.

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Here are some examples.

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So there you have it, folks. Who even needs a man when we have these memes?

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Nicole Gallucci

Nicole is a Senior Editor at Mashable. She primarily covers entertainment and digital culture trends, and in her free time she can be found watching TV, sending voice notes, or going viral on Twitter for admiring knitwear. You can follow her on Twitter @nicolemichele5.