You would eat this pizza and you know it
We've all had days like this.
I mean, I can't say with 100 percent certainty that this hasn't happened to me.
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The tweet is from BBC reporter James Longman, who witnessed this tragic tableau on the train at 8 a.m. As some people noted, this would look absolutely beautiful hanging in a museum somewhere.
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Aesthetic value aside, the picture also presents mankind with a dilemma: Would you eat the pizza?
ZOOM AND ENHANCE.
The sad, hungry people of the internet reached a pretty clear consensus.
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Studies vary as to whether the five-second rule is really a thing. Also, the floor of the Tube probably isn't the cleanest surface in the world. But there's nothing like a thin, greasy piece of paper to make us feel better about eating pizza off the ground.
May your legend live on forever, pizza lady.
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Keith Wagstaff is an assistant editor at Mashable and a terrible Settlers of Catan player. He has written for TIME, The Wall Street Journal Magazine, NBC News, The Village Voice, VICE, GQ and New York Magazine, among many other reputable and not-so-reputable publications. After nearly a decade in New York City, he now lives in his native Los Angeles.
