Lindsay Lohan has a bizarre new gig with Lawyer.com

Lindsay Lohan has made a foray into a new industry.

The actress is now the spokesperson for Lawyer.com, which is a "lawyer and law firm directory." (It is different than Lawyers.com, which is another, unaffiliated database.) And, lo and behold, her first ad for the company has made its debut.

"When Lawyer.com first reached out to me, I was confused and a little scared, because I thought I was in trouble," Lohan says in the video. After meeting with employees of Lawyer.com, however, her fears were apparently assuaged -- and she was ready to represent the company on camera.

Okay!

Unfortunately, the clip's attempts at humor are murky at best. Lohan jokes about her "two, or three, or four" DUIs, which is not exactly the best fodder for comedy. In fact, driving under the influence is maybe the least funny thing imaginable.

On the bright side... there's a blooper reel?