London might be getting a 'Fellatio Cafe' and people have some very strong feelings

So many questions.
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LONDON -- There have been plenty of oddly themed cafe startups in London over the last couple of years, but this one really takes the craze to a whole other level.

Forget about the Blobfish Cafe and the cereal cafe -- there's now a cafe in the works that would actually involve customers receiving oral sex while they drink their macchiatos.

The person behind the idea is businessman Bradley Charvet, who told the Independent he already has an official launch date (Dec. 5) for a similar cafe based in Geneva, Switzerland.


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There's no launch date for the London equivalent yet, apparently, but Charvet seems confident that he'll be able to get around the legal issues.

"We are happy this will be a legal business in the UK, which is nice because it will be organised and controlled," he told the Evening Standard.

"The project is in progress. At the moment, our lawyer is doing the job to get the right stuff done."

Here are some screengrabs from the official "Fellatio Cafe" website.

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The price above is listed as €60 ($67), but Chavert told the Independent that the Paddington cafe will have a £50 ($66) charge (plus extras if the whole thing lasts longer than 15 minutes).

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The cafe involves customers choosing their "hostess" on an iPad. It's currently just for men, but the website states that they're "considering to propose a service for female customers."

From the sounds of it, the cafe would also be largely open plan.

"It will be a café like others, plus two booths for shy people," Charvet told the Independent. "In Switzerland, booths are not allowed anymore. We are talking with the UK police to fix that for the shy guys."

Needless to say, the reactions online have been pretty strong.

Although there were also some dissenting voices.

But the big question is, will this thing actually be allowed to go ahead? Or is it all just a publicity stunt?

The co-director of the End Violence Against Women Foundation, Rachel Krys, told the Evening Standard she believes the cafe would break a number of laws.

"People around and about the area where places like this open also experience an increase in men behaving unpleasantly which is why licensing laws are very strict," she said.

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Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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