Take cover, Australia. It's time to prepare for ungodly magpie swooping season.
There are few sounds more pants-wettingly nightmarish to an Australian in spring than the ungodly whoosh of a pair of incoming wings.
It's the first day of the blooming season for Australia, and with spring comes angry, angry winged new dads who'll rather accurately swoop at the most tender part of the back of your head.
Magpies can be a particularly aggressive demon bird in Australia from late August to late October — a significantly lengthy time to wear a helmet at all times but so be it. While apparently only 10 percent of magpies actually attack during this time, these can be bloody brutal.
You May Also Like
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Australians are so onto it, there's an entire website for crowdsourcing magpie alerts.
As always, the main target for Australia's black and white rage dragons? Cyclists.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Magpie deterring strategies range from tying cable ties or drawing eyes on your helmet, to a good old broad brimmed hat, to wearing Halloween witch masks backwards, or just, you know, making friends with them. But as Griffith University behavioural ecologist Dr. Darryl Jones told the Sydney Morning Herald, no matter how many different hats you try, magpies never forget a face. Yep. Birds with naturally occurring facial recognition technology. You can't hide.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Some choose to skip the whole thing.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
While others throw caution to the wind.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Australian breakfast program The Morning Show ran a whole segment dedicated to the season, running footage with, sure, a casual red blood overlay and, why not, The Walking Dead theme.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Helmets on, Australia.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Topics Animals
Shannon Connellan is Mashable's UK Editor based in London, formerly Mashable's Australia Editor, but emotionally, she lives in the Creel House. A Tomatometer-approved critic, Shannon writes about entertainment, tech, social good, science, culture, and Australian horror.
