Man remembers his late bottle of ketchup with a hilarious funeral ceremony

RIP tomato ketchup.

This bottle of ketchup must have really made an impression on this Twitter user.

Enough of an impression that he decided to hold a funeral for it.

David Collinson of Teigmouth, England took to Twitter to share a picture of a faulty bottle of ketchup he purchased from Morrisons.

Grieved over the loss, Collinson decided to hold a funeral for ketchup. In attendance were the electric kettle, a bottle of squash, crisps, and fellow sauces and condiments.

The tweets caught the attention of Morrisons who were sad to have missed the ceremony. They wanted to help Collinson sort out his faulty purchase and get some closure.

Collinson tweeted this image to Morrisons and asked if he needed to dig up his poor bottle of ketchup to get the barcode.

Unfortunately, the exhumation never happened as the foxes got to the bottle first.

RIP ketchup. Gone before its time.

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