15 March Madness brackets for people who hate sports

Good luck!

Let's face it -- March Madness is complicated and very stressful, if you're into, you know, sports.

For the rest of us, March Madness consists of 21 very normal days. We have no interest in learning and probably don't care much about basketball. However, the idea of choosing and seeing your pick win, well, it might not be so bad after all.

Of course the internet didn't waste any time. Many created their own brackets, from famous rappers to mathematicians.

It goes to show the challenge can be for everyone, even non-sports fans.

1. This elementary school made a math bracket for its students

2. The best Vine of all time (RIP Vine)

3. A best song bracket for the J. Cole fanatics

4. There's also one for Drake

5. Choose the best Nintendo game of all time

6. Here's a bracket for the best Owl City songs

7. Choose your favorite animated Disney film

8. The ultimate bracket for all the sweet lovers out there

9. It just wouldn't be a challenge without Kanye West

10. Encouraging reading with a breakdown of children's books

11. A bracket for all the beauty junkies of the world

12. Choose your favorite Steven Universe character

13. Decide which a character from The Walking Dead you would bring back to life

14. And most importantly, a bracket for memes

15. The most difficult bracket may be choosing the best character from The Office

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