Shut the f*ck up, Marco Rubio

Florida Senator Marco Rubio needs to shut his mouth.
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Brian Koerber
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Shut the f*ck up, Marco Rubio
Senator Marco Rubio, a man who needs to shut his fucking mouth. Credit: REX/Shutterstock

Hey, Marco Rubio. Shut the fuck up.

Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Florida Senator Marco Rubio's Twitter blasted out an ad for his reelection on Friday, and it's the biggest pile of trash and as desperate an attempt at appealing to ... millennials? as I have ever seen.


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"What do you think of Kanye West's new album?" the video asks Rubio, who responds by saying he doesn't know anything about West's new album except that he premiered it in Wyoming. Rubio then brings up drama between Drake and Pusha-T.

"That whole thing is so complicated," Rubio admits.

Shut the fuck up, Marco Rubio. No one gives a hot shit what you think about Kanye West's new album. No one gives a damn that you know about Drake and Pusha-T beef.

Our country is in the midst of about seven different crises. We are, as we sit here, separating desperate parents from their children as punishment for seeking a better life across our borders, and Rubio is out here talking about Kanye West?

We have bigger problems.

Here's a better question: What do you think of kids getting shot in Florida schools, and what are you doing to make sure it doesn't happen again?

Do your fucking job and run the fucking country instead of helping to turn the 2018 midterm elections into even more of a reality TV show.

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Brian Koerber

Brian was the Culture Editor and has been working at Mashable on the web culture desk since 2014.

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