Sadly, there is no way to unsee these Photoshops of Mark Zuckerberg

Hello, Thiccerberg.
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Chloe Bryan
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The famous robot boy Mark Zuckerberg said "Senator" about twice as many times as he blinked during his Congressional hearing this week, which is disturbing in and of itself.

But what if he'd done all that and looked like this?

These three Photoshops -- also known as the eighth, ninth, and tenth wonders of the world -- started to pop up on Twitter as early as Wednesday. They've been on the reposting train ever since. One user, for example, tweeted them on with the caption "mark zuckerburg got that WAGON."

It's true. In these images, Mark Zuckerberg does indeed have that wagon.

Anyway, may Thiccerberg visit you in your dreams tonight. And always remember: Mark Zuckerberg, with or without an enormous ass, possesses a terrifying amount of your personal data.

UPDATE: April 13, 2018, 5:32 p.m. ET Earlier versions of this story misattributed the original imagery, the origin of which is unknown.

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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