God help us all, Martha Stewart's truck is stuck in the snow
Grab a shovel and your winter trekking gear, we're organizing a posse to save Martha Stewart.
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Max Knoblauch is the Assistant Humor Editor in the NYC office. He is a journalist, comedian and illustrator. More humor and art by Max can be found on his website.Follow him @MaxKnoblauch
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Grab a shovel and your winter trekking gear, we're organizing a posse to save Martha Stewart.
We aren't sure where she is, but Stewart tweeted a picture of herself stuck in the snow in a plow truck. So grab your stuff. Pack light, we leave in five.
"I decided to plow now I am stuck darn!!!!!" writes Stewart, social media's most authentic celebrity.
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Darn is right.
Darn is our rallying call.
Darn the odds, we must rescue Martha.
Will you answer the call? Will you help Martha? The world is watching.
Max Knoblauch is the Assistant Humor Editor in the NYC office. He is a journalist, comedian and illustrator. More humor and art by Max can be found on his website.Follow him @MaxKnoblauch
