24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation
There's something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts.
But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji?
The world's most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it's time to retire the ol' eggplant for a while. It's time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat?
And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.
To help you out, we've compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour.
1. Hand + food combo
2. Pettin' the kitty
3. The ol' taco tango
4. Orbiting Venus
5. Meat Beat Mania
6. Flicking the bean
7. Shifting the joystick
8. Blasting off
9. Just hands... like, every hand emoji
10. Blow your own horn
11. Taming the beaver
12. Paddling the pink canoe
13. Hit the bullseye
14. Finger blasting
15. Shaking hands with the milkman
16. Spank the monkey
17. Ring the bell
18. Sweet, sweet honey
19. Gushin'
20. Choke the chicken
21. Make the bald man cry
22. Shower time
23. Pinching the dumpling
24. Clowning yourself
Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you're sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what's going on. 😏
UPDATE: May. 1, 2023, 4:51 p.m. AEST This article was originally published in May 2019, and was updated in May 2023.
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Sage is the newest Culture writer on the block at Mashable NYC. They recently graduated from Sarah Lawrence College, and have previously worked for The Dr. Oz Show, NorthSouth Productions, and on Netflix's 'The OA Part II'. Off the clock, they can be found testing out cupcake recipes, collecting dolls, and watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure for the millionth time.
