McDonald's unveils Minions-themed menu, and nope, nope, nope, nope, nope
Minions mania is a craze we still somehow cannot escape. McDonald's is the latest company to fall victim to this — dare we say — Minion monstrosity.
Per Delish, ahead of Despicable Me 3, McDonald's has unveiled a selection of Minion-themed food items and Happy Meal toys at certain Singapore restaurants. If your stomach and tastebuds are down for a rough night, then the following items are now available to try:
1. Minion potatoes
Holy cow, those are terrifying. Imagine opening that box of sweet, hot French fries and finding a pile of eyeless creatures staring back at you. I don't know about you, but maybe it's a good thing that French fries are maybe not great for us.
2. Minion banana ice cream cone
Look at that blue cone.
3. Minion banana pie
Minions really love bananas, apparently.
4. Spicy Minion nuggets
We're not really sure what this one has to do with Minions, but they're on the menu anyway. Pair them with those soul-sucking Minion fries and some bright yellow banana ice cream and call it dinner.
If you're in trouble, McDonald's, please blink twice. The Minions can't hold you hostage forever.
