Donald and Melania Trump's most uncomfortable moments: A journey
Ah, Melania Trump: a First Lady who probably didn't want her White House role and definitely doesn't want to hold Donald's miniature hand.
While holding the highly complicit Melania up as some secret liberal hero is misguided, it is satisfying to see her unsubtly avoid her husband. In these times, you gotta allow yourself a laugh every once in a while.
So, please enjoy a few greatest hits from the Donald and Melania Uncomfortable Interaction Archives.
This romantic air kiss
Some people say that the charged moment before the kiss is the best part, so if you just make that the whole kiss ... it's, like, best-case scenario.
This perpendicular hand-hold
You could plot a line graph on that thing.
This fun inauguration interaction
Goals!
This stupendous dance
The secret to marriage: If you're already singing "My Way," you don't have to talk to each other!
Another passionate kiss
The best part about kissing is staring into the void.
Not side-eye
Not sure what this is, but it's for sure not side-eye.
The swat heard 'round the world
So quick. So definitive.
Swat 2: The Reckoning
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Subtler, but still good.
And this suspiciously peaceful moment
Seems like these two do better when there's no feasible way to hold hands. Or interact. Or see each other.
Bodes well!
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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.