Memorial bench has a nice message, but definitely needed a better editor

Wait, so she never smiled AND never saw a dog?
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Shelby Slauer
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While I too want to be remembered as someone who smiled at all dogs, I also want proper sentence structure.

On Sunday, Jen D'Angelo pointed out on Twitter that a dedicated park bench in Los Angeles probably had a very nice intention, but its unfortunate wording kinda ruined it.

"In loving memory of Nicole Campbell, who never saw a dog and didn't smile."

Wait.

She never saw dogs and she never smiled? Surely, they really mean something along the lines of, "she never saw a dog without smiling," right? Or maybe they were celebrating that she never smiled and managed to live a life free of canines?

The internet, however, was quick to show their support. One Nicole Campbell, in the flesh, even confirmed the situation.

Overall, Carl Clark explained it best:

But Nicole's real life friend, Christina, then came in and set the record straight.

Thank you, Christina.

I'm glad Nicole Campbell really was able to smile and love dogs, and that she has a memorial, intentional or not, that no one will forget.

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