Michael Bublé shuts down haters who mocked the way he eats corn
Internet haters: Hide your children, run for your lives. King of fluff Michael Bublé is here to take you out.
Last week, Bublé was humiliated by the Internet after he was spotted eating corn incorrectly. Yes, there is only one way to eat corn, and Bublé easily got it wrong. But Bublé struck back at his detractors on Friday with this powerful Facebook message.
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"This is vegetable harassment !!! What I do with my Cobb is nobody's business. #mesocorny #I❤paparazzi #shuckme," Buble wrote.
Readers, take a cold shower: Buble just wrote "me so corny."
Just remember, this is the face of the man whose estimated net worth is $40 million dollars. This is how a multimillionaire eats a vegetable.
But Buble has no room for your petty discrimination. What goes behind his kitchen doors stays behind his kitchen doors. And that's exactly how it should be.
Unless, of course, you're eating corn like an alien. In that case, we're all coming to harass you, and harass you justly.
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Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
