15 musical numbers that would be great for the new Monopoly Broadway show

Pass go, collect $200 and buy an orchestra seat to the new Monopoly musical.
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Max Knoblauch
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15 musical numbers that would be great for the new Monopoly Broadway show
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Pass go, collect $200 and buy an orchestra seat to the new Monopoly musical, announced by Hasbro on June 20.

Entitled, "Monopoly: The Musical" this new show is still a mystery in terms of subject matter, style and cast. It will be about Monopoly in some way, that's what we know.

"What turns us on is creating something that explores the world of Monopoly, kind of like the Lego movies have done with Legos,"a spokesperson for the show told Variety


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Great! Sounds great.

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To help get things started, we've taken the liberty of coming up with 15 super solid titles for the show's musical numbers. Just in case they need help.

1. "One day I'll pass go"

2. "Suspicious of the banker"

3. "Park Place, Park Place"

4. "What I'd give for a railroad"

5. "Visiting, just visiting"

6. "No such thing as free parking"

7. "525,600 minutes of this board game"

8. "You don't know (the rules)"/"I can have as many hotels as I want"

9. "All these dice"

10. "Lonely Baltic nights, hot Mediterranean days"

11. "Maria, please end your turn"

12. "Look like a thimble, act like a boat"

13. "No one mourns the bankrupt"

14. "Do you hear the people argue, do you hear the friendships die?"

15. "Wishing we could somehow end this game"

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Max Knoblauch is the Assistant Humor Editor in the NYC office. He is a journalist, comedian and illustrator. More humor and art by Max can be found on his website.Follow him @MaxKnoblauch

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