Here's everyone and everything #MoreElectableThanTrump

A literal beachball.
 By 
Ariel Bogle
 on 
Here's everyone and everything #MoreElectableThanTrump
Wilson -- a potential presidential candidate. Credit: getty/twitter composite

It wasn't outright racism or tax troubles that finally caused Donald Trump's campaign to implode. Instead, it was a hot mic video, revealed by the Washington Post, which exposed the Republican presidential candidate talking crudely about sexual assault in 2005.

Since the video emerged Friday, rumors have been flying about whether the GOP would dump Trump from the ticket. As Mashable has reported, it's a near legal impossibility, but if they do manage to kick him to the curb, the internet has helpfully provided some suggestions about who and what could take up the mantle.

#MoreElectableThanTrump began trending Saturday. Almost any of these things could make some pretty decent policy decisions by comparison, probably.


You May Also Like

Literally any of the Friends

A simple plank of wood

The famous beachball that kept Tom Hanks company

A minty candy that was already, bizarrely, forced to weigh in on the 2016 election

"Make America Grate Again"

A different type of orange dude

The infamous pizza rat. Both New Yorkers. Both grubby.

The bulbous Plumbus

The head of a dead president in a jar

Your old mate Clippy. So friendly. So cyber.

Trash, both on fire and not on fire

Cats. Any number of cats.

Or even this notorious party animal

How about it, GOP?

Mashable Image
Ariel Bogle

Ariel Bogle was an associate editor with Mashable in Australia covering technology. Previously, Ariel was associate editor at Future Tense in Washington DC, an editorial initiative between Slate and New America.

Mashable Potato

Recommended For You
Alexa+ is now available to everyone in the US, and free for Prime members
A variety of Amazon Echo devices using Alexa+

MacBook Neo: Here's everything reviewers didn’t like
MacBook Neo


Everything Apple just announced: iPhone 17e, MacBook Neo, Studio Displays
Apple MacBook Neo laptop computers during an Apple event in New York, US

iPhone Fold leaks, rumors, and renders: Everything we know
a hypothetical render of the iPhone Fold on a stylized mashable background

More in Life

Trending on Mashable
NYT Connections hints today: Clues, answers for April 3, 2026
Connections game on a smartphone

NYT Connections hints today: Clues, answers for April 4, 2026
Connections game on a smartphone

Wordle today: Answer, hints for April 4, 2026
Wordle game on a smartphone

Wordle today: Answer, hints for April 3, 2026
Wordle game on a smartphone

Google launches Gemma 4, a new open-source model: How to try it
Google Gemma
The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox.
These newsletters may contain advertising, deals, or affiliate links. By clicking Subscribe, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.
Thanks for signing up. See you at your inbox!