A music festival sex kit that fits in your fanny pack
When you're at a music festival, you need to be able to pack a lot of things in small packages — like a fanny pack.
For this pack, we're using the British definition of the term "fanny." Meaning vagina. You still with us?
We've packed some basic sex essentials into this convenient little pouch. But you can customize your own Coachella/Bonnaroo/Warped Tour/Lollapalooza kit to your liking.
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Our sex kit rules are: Be safe! Bring STI protection and contraceptives based on your individual needs. And if you include toys, bring a to-go cleaner.
From there, you can pick toys or products that fit your preferences. The following kit is an example to get your creative juices flowing.
When you're at the event, be safe and make sure consent is in place before any non-musical activities. Don't blame the drugs; consent is still mandatory for any sexual activity.
(Oh, and abide by the event rules. We're not advocating sex in public.)
1.
Sustain Natural Condoms
We love these condoms because they are FDA-approved for STI and pregnancy protection and are fair trade, vegan, non-GMO and sustainable. Believe it or not, most condoms aren't. Try the lubricated tailored fit or the lubricated comfort fit. A good rule of thumb is to always bring at least one more condom than you think you need, just in case.
2. Trust Dental Dam
Dental dams are extremely underused when it comes to STI protection, but are an important tool for anyone engaging in oral sex. These come in a variety of flavors, including grape, vanilla and cherry.
3. Swiss Navy Toy and Body Cleaner Pen
It's our favorite toy cleaner in a convenient to-go bottle the size of a pen. All sex toys need to be cleaned before and after every use, so if you're using any kind of adult novelties, pack this little guy and stay clean. It's as simple as spray and wipe.
4.
Biddette Before and After Wipes
Freshen up between musical acts and before "the" act. These are gynecologist-tested but are great for all genders. And the hypoallergenic formula won't irritate skin.
5. Jo Brand Water-Based Flavored Lube
Especially with toys, you should use a water-based lubricant, and these are some of the best flavored lubes on the market — no chalky or medicine-like taste. This cute 1 oz. bottle makes it the perfect addition to any festival sex kit.
6. LELO LUNA Beads Noir
These are excellent for exercising a woman's Kegel muscles, but the added weight provides another level of pleasure. Many women report using them for foreplay or to help them get "in the mood." Use these to multitask while listening to bands and getting ready for after-show fun.
7.
Vesper by Crave Vibrator Necklace
This surprisingly powerful vibe can be worn around the neck for a bit of light voyeurism or put in the pouch; it's that small. This should only be used externally but Crave has multiple discreet vibes ideal for travel fun.
8. Doc Johnson Wonderland C-Ring
Many women don't enjoy "quickies" because it can take them longer to climax, but this incredibly strong bullet is enjoyable for both partners. Its pointed tip is meant to be a bullseye on a woman's clitoris, but these can be used by any couple — find the right kind of "tip" for you on the brand's website. These are whisper quiet too, so don't worry about disturbing the tent next door.
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Chelsea Frisbie was interning at Mashable as the Lifestyle Section Intern. A SUNY Oswego Alum, she graduated with a degree in Broadcasting and Mass Communication and a minor in Gender Studies, and while there received several awards for her three talk shows and work in local news. Her favorite pastimes include watching Dr. Phil, practicing her Emmy acceptance speech, and subtly sneaking feminism into her daily conversations.
