Neil deGrasse Tyson tried his hand at naming Beyoncé's twins

Someone was bored, and we are glad for it.
Neil deGrasse Tyson tried his hand at naming Beyoncé's twins
Take notes, Bey. Credit: JAMIE MCCARTHY;KEVIN WINTER/GETTY IMAGES

When you're renowned astrophysicist and cosmologist Neil deGrasse Tyson, there's only one thing worth doing when you're bored: come up with names for Beyoncé's heirs.

Tyson did just that Wednesday afternoon on Twitter when he started sharing names for Queen Bey and Jay-Z to mull over. But because he's Neil deGrasse Tyson, he also gave us a space lesson with each pair of names fit for the twins

Tyson provided a lot of options, so we did Beyoncé and Jay a favor and ranked them all in order of what we believed to be best to worst. Don't @ us, Mr. Tyson.

1. Terra and Luna Carter

If we're being honest with ourselves, these twins are as important as both the Earth and the Moon.

2. Castor and Pollux Carter

Look at Tyson's description and tell me this isn't perfect.

3. Ida and Dactyl Carter

Fitting for the first set of twins of the Knowles-Carter dynasty.

4. Phobos and Deimos Carter

Beyoncé is special, and some may argue that Mars is the hottest planet right now (not literally). Why not name them after Mars' moons?

5. Aster and Roid Carter

It has a nice ring to it...

6. Crescent and Gibbous Carter

7. Elgenubi and Eschamali Carter

It's...unique. No Apple, but nonetheless, unique...

8. Dawn and Dusk Carter

Both equally beautiful times of the day.

9. Kuiper and Oort Carter

Greatest comet repositories for the offspring of some of the world's greatest entertainers? Makes sense.

10. Oblate and Prolate Carter

This is where you should have stopped, Neil.

11. Zenith and Nadir Carter

While these sound pretty, maybe a little too much. I don't know. Maybe that's just me.

12. Perigee and Apogee Carter

Too good vs. evil, ya know?

13. Spirit and Opportunity Carter

Okay now Neil is just flexing his knowledge of all things space.

14. Up and Down Carter, Top and Bottom Carter, or Strange and Charmed Carter

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