Twitter calls out Neil deGrasse Tyson for a dumb tweet about sex

Please apologize to ducks, Neil.
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Chloe Bryan
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Twitter calls out Neil deGrasse Tyson for a dumb tweet about sex
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Neil deGrasse Tyson seems to have forgotten about spiny cat penises.

The astrophysicist and Kanye West of science Twitter caused a stir Friday with a tweet asserting that no current species feels pain during sex.

Unfortunately, Tyson missed the mark. Fellow scientists chimed in almost immediately with examples of animals who -- sorry, animals -- don't have a very pleasant fornication experience.


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We'd first like to apologize to female cats, who must endure male cats' barbed, spiny penises.

 Also, sorry, bedbugs. We are sure having your exoskeletons cracked isn't fun.

Also, female ducks have corkscrew-shaped labyrinthian vaginas. But don't feel too bad for the boys; they have long, ballistic penises

Cats, bedbugs, ducks and numerous other species across the globe eagerly await Tyson's retraction.

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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